Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

CynicalDuty Answer:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

Workout while watching Netflix

(via hoebaegel)

the-uncensored-she:

tumblorifice:

bluedogeyes:

The Daily Show 2014-08-26 - David.Rose

"f only Michael Brown, instead of holding his hands over his head, reached down to his waist and lifted up his shirt, to show the gun he did not actually have, well, this whole tragedy could’ve been avoided.

Do you not understand that life in this country is inherently different for white people and black people?”

again.

#ArrestDarrenWilson, #JusticeforMikeBrown, #BlackLivesMatter, #Ferguson

(via rufushatesallreligions)

phuckindope:

My tolerance for ppl has been nonexistent lately. I literally don’t give a fuck. You do or say ignorant shit and I’m chucking deuces. My life is too stressful to be dealing with any bullshit that I don’t have to. Off or online.

(Source: thesinwhisperer, via shvdow-d)